Random items of interest I’ve come across lately (sorry if the links don’t work. Get a membership to Salon, it’s worth it):
A Meterman steals hundreds of thousands of dollars, quarter by quarter.
“Crazy old coot” repeatedly calls 911 to report a pizza place that won’t deliver to her.
1000 lb guy loses half of it. “I really don’t know, and I really don’t care,” he said when asked what would be his ideal caloric intake.
Another brilliant piece by The Poorman