A boring dream

Last night I had a dream. In my dream, I was eating a sandwich. It was some kind of turkey loaf. While I ate, our dog was sitting besides me looking at me the whole time. Even though I was hungry, I decided to give most of the sandwich to the dog.

I woke up for a minute, thought to myself “Giving the food to the dog… I’m a nice guy”, and went back to bed.

3 thoughts on “A boring dream”

  1. You’re not a nice guy. Even if you dream it. You only THINK you are. Did you forget that turkey is POISONOUS to dogs? You’re a horrible, horrible person! You were dreaming about killing an innocent dog that did nothing more than love its master! YOU’RE A BAD BAD PERSON!!!

  2. Turkey is poisonous to dogs? Seriously?

    “As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”

  3. Oh wait… that’s chocolate. And anti-freeze, too. Yeah, not turkey. Sorry.

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