Lame Lame Lame Hotel Amenity

This hotel we stayed at for our anniversary trumpets that they have a pool. A picture of the pool is below.

Small Pool

It is the size of two hot tubs put together. You can’t swim a lap, it’s barely longer than a human being. It’s deepest area is five feet deep.

Ridiculous!

5 thoughts on “Lame Lame Lame Hotel Amenity”

  1. And, I believe, the place that moved in after Denny’s is now closed.
    Of course, it WAS one of the only Denny’s in the world not open 24/7

    (Yeah, they moved out, oh, 10 years ago. They live in Philly now. Only my brother is still in Mass.)

  2. We were just up in Mass, and stayed at the place right across from where I used to live growing up. It appears to have changed hands a number of times.
    It also appears to not have cleaning/maintenance staff that do anything other than give you fresh towels.
    There was a dead wasp smashed on the bathroom wall.
    The alarm clock would turn off randomly.
    That was OK, because the alarm didn’t seem to work.
    The front of the AC unit fell off.
    And the wasp problem appeared to be larger than just the death in the bathroom.

  3. I am sure it isn’t the communal bath. I am sure because this hotel is in Provincetown, and the communal baths, i.e. hottubs, are off frame to the left. Several beefy guys propositioned me from the hottub that looked far too intimate. They did this while I was walking back to our room with my arm around my wife.

  4. Is the maintenance guy using that laundry basket as a skimmer? You certainly wouldn’t need a pole to reach any detritus in there…

    Are you sure that isn’t the communal bath?

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