Eliot Spitzer

Wow, sure didn’t see that coming! It’s a shame, he was about the only one out there taking on white collar crime. Sure, he was a smug arrogant bastard, but he was our smug arrogant bastard.

The strangest part of his downfall is the prices he was paying. Up to $5,000 an hour. In my wildest, most depraved dreams, I can’t figure out what I could do that would cost that much.

2 thoughts on “Eliot Spitzer”

  1. You also want to remember the perspective.
    Mr. Spitzer is a millionaire.
    80K over a few years is pocket change.

    And, of course, we have no idea what Mr. Spitzer might enjoy.
    Some kinks cost more than others.

  2. “In my wildest, most depraved dreams, I can’t figure out what I could do that would cost that much.”:
    Spitzer’s logic:
    Nail high end girls: $1000/hr
    Have high end girls keep quiet about getting nailed by the gov: $4000/hr

    …..Muttrox logic: Man, that’s a lot of pizza.

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