Tonight we did knock-knock jokes. Here’s a typical knock-knock joke from a 5-year old:
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Table.
Table who?
Table shirt! Ha ha!
We did this for twenty minutes. Then the two-year old wanted to play.
Him: Daddy, daddy! Knock-knock!
Me: Who’s there?
Him: Sugar!
Me: Sugar who?
Him: (looking confused and desperate) I don’t know!