Beatles lyrics, via Joe Cocker. Awesome.
All-time sarcasm winner? 10,000th shoplifter gets parade.
That’s harsh. Read the first letter of each line.
Fantastic timing for hotels.com
Reaction to the Revelation That I Do Not Own a Cell Phone, By Year
A very (isn’t that offsides?) sneaky goal.
On itching:
One morning, after she was awakened by her bedside alarm, she sat up and, she recalled, “this fluid came down my face, this greenish liquid.†She pressed a square of gauze to her head and went to see her doctor again. M. showed the doctor the fluid on the dressing. The doctor looked closely at the wound. She shined a light on it and in M.’s eyes. Then she walked out of the room and called an ambulance. Only in the Emergency Department at Massachusetts General Hospital, after the doctors started swarming, and one told her she needed surgery now, did M. learn what had happened. She had scratched through her skull during the night—and all the way into her brain.
A montage of car crashes in an icy tunnel
The douchiest phone message ever
You suck, CNN. No, You suck! No, you both suck!
Taking pictures with the light that didn’t hit the object. Or something. Quantum Mechanics is cool.
Now that’s a representative.
Bill Gates as enduser – a usability email
The super-fan career: a six-figure salary
David Bowie on David Bowie’s best songs
7 people with real mutant superpowers (I suspect fraud in at least half, but still…)