Links o’ Interest

An honest interview answer

God hates figs.

Journey’s Separate Ways – shot by shot remake

I accept your terms.

The skeptics page for The Force

Frank Miller does Charlie Brown

Neat electric ad

Fantastic Nissan ad (with Andy Richter)

Widescreen Tetris. Ridiculous!

32 songs in 8 minutes.

Very neat Youtube mashup, combining other people’s Youtube videos to make new music

Album cover generator. Oddly plausible.

Forrest Gump in one minute, in one take

The only restaurant in America that tells the truth about it’s menu. Take that Liberals!!

World War Two, simplified

Little Red Riding Hood, updated

The Future (Calvin & Hobbes)

Why the media shouldn’t image grab from Google

A guide to social networking sites

A mindblowing do-it-yourself airplane

An excellent Whose Line is it Anyway? ..with special guest star

Dwarft Punk

Pictures of unsold cars. That shows you why the car companies are dying.

Idiot Reporter and Wealthy Idiots. Really amazing innumeracy.

Credit Cards: Why and How they’re shedding customers

The bands music critics hate

The savings rate compared to disposable income. Your world in charts

One Year of Poker: A Summary

My birthday is this weekend. I’ve been blogging all my poker games for one year now. (I started here and here.) After one year, how did I do?

$689! Six hundred and eighty nine dollars.

I did pretty damn good. Almost 700 dollars in the black! My usual games have only twenty dollar buyins. If I played a game a week, we have about $1,000 invested to get $1,700 back. That, my friends, is a very impressive ROI. And I don’t think I played a game a week. Being that far ahead in a zero-sum game is a fine showing.

In addition, I’ve undoubtedly improved as a player. Over the course of the year I’ve developed many good tools, learned how to play many hands. Thanks to the constructive criticism of my devoted Muttroxians, I have worked to overcome my natural passiveness at the table. I am still a value player at heart but I have added bluffs to my arsenal.

If I’m not good enough to conquer Vegas, I’m at least good enough to hold my own and feel that I’m one of the best two or three players in my neighborhood.

And I’ve had a great time doing it. I’ve entertained myself for around 120 hours as well as got to know colleagues and neighbors. If I had only broken even I would still be ahead. Even on nights where I’ve been mercilessly crushed I have enjoyed playing.

Poker Update: Las Vegas Edition

I spent last weekend in Las Vegas. I played in three poker tournaments.

Tourney 1 (Sit and Go, $70 buyin):
A Sit and Go tournament is a one-table tournament. There are only ten players. The blinds move up quickly and you aren’t given many chips to start. Because of this, play is aggressive and the whole tournament takes only 90 minutes or so. 1st place gets 70%, 2nd place gets 30%, everyone else gets a good story.

This was my first one. I really like the format. Lots of fun.

4 of our 10 players went out very quickly. The format attracts idiots and drunks. I should have won. I made it to heads up play. I was better than the other player. He was slightly buzzed and let me catch up from a 2-1 deficit to even. My aggressive play was rewarded continually, I felt I was going to grind him away before he noticed he was in trouble. It didn’t quite go that way. I went all-in with 2-2, he called with K-A. Your basic coinflip hand. He made his King on the flop and that was that. I wasn’t disappointed with my play at all and feel that I can be a good player in this format.

Tourney Total: $110

Tourney 2 (“normal” tournament, 43 players, $80 buyin):
Ugh. Never had cards, never had it going. With no cards I would make a stab at blinds once in a while. Someone always came over the top. If I stayed for the flop I wouldn’t hit anything and any try for the pot would be raised. I was getting pushed around with no mercy and I couldn’t do anything about it.

In the big blind (100-200) I limped in with K-8. The flop was 5-6-7. That was good enough for me to go all-in with my last 2,000. Hopefully the other three players would fold, but even if they did I had 8 or 12 outs (depending on their cards). Two players folded. The third player correctly read me for a straight draw. He called me and turned over 6-x. I was lucky and got my king on the turn to double up. I suddenly felt right. I had weathered the bad cards and suddenly found myself with an average stack. I could get back to work.

I was feeling even better on the next with J-J. I re-raised a 400 bet up to 1,200. The player I had just drawn out on re-raised me to 2,400. Hm. Obviously he could have a higher pair, or perhaps K-A. Something like that. On the other hand, he could be trying to make up for last hand. I called. The flop was K-x-x. He put me all in. Do these guys think I’ll fold everytime they push me around!? Well, they’re right! I think I had to fold, there were just too many hands that could beat me. What do the readers think? Was it the right call? Was my mistake calling the 2,400? I wish I knew what he had that hand. I suspect a pair of Queens or K-A, but I’ll never know. That’s poker.

I was back to low stack. Urgh! Only 800 or so left, and 150-300 blinds coming up in a few hands. Q-10 was good enough for me to go all-in. She turned over a pair of Aces. C’mon!!!

(My friend made it to the final table. He finished in 6th. The top 5 were winners, but they had already decided to give the entry fee back to sixth place. I thought it was very good to get 6th place. He felt that he just spent 3 and a half hours of grinding to end up back where he started!)

Tourney Total: -$80
Running Vegas Poker Total: $30

Tourney 3 (Sit and Go, $60 buyin):

Somehow I ended up playing hyper-aggressive. I didn’t want to, but the cards and the quick structure made me. I limped with Q-J. The flop was Q-x-x. The button raised it, I called. On the turn, he bets big again. Because you start with so few chips, this most of what we had left. I was already pot committed. I called. The river was a Jack. It turns out he had Q-A and was (rightly) furious when my two pair on the river knocked him out.

Barely into the second round, I have 9-9. I re-raise the bet to 600, hoping to push him out. He won’t be pushed. In fact, he puts me all-in. It’s 725 more into a pot of 2,200 or so, I have a made pair, I have to call. He has Q-Q and the rest is history.

Tourney Total: -$60
Running Vegas Poker Total: -$30

Overall I didn’t play my best poker. I was better than many players, but not all of them. I wish I could have played more, I felt like I was just getting the feel of Sit and Gos when the trip was over.

I also discovered a bad tendency of mine. I like to push from the button, small, and big blind. That’s proper, those are the best places to push. But because of that I tend to seriously discount raises from those positions. I tend to assume they are bluffing and I get into big trouble when they’re not. Something to work on.

Las Vegas Total: -$30
Running Total: $669

Timezones: Unclear on the Concept

There was a herd of highschool girls on the train into the airport. They were heading to Indiana.

“Is Indiana in a different timezone?”
“O my god, it’s so weird, like half the state is in one timezone and one half in the other”
“Can you imagine if your house was in one time zone and then someone else’s was in another?”
(Here’s where it got good.)
Girl 1: No, really! There’s actually a place like that in Australia! One part of the town is one timezone, and then you walk a couple blocks and you’re in another one!
Girl 2 (after pause): You can do that in lots of places. You can just go from Georgia to Alabama and you’re in another timezone.
Girl 1 (not getting it at all): But that’s a really long walk!

(And by the way, a group of highschool girls needs a good collective name. A “herd” doesn’t sound right, but they are more than just a group. A group of highschool girls is it’s own thing.)

Poker Update

Some nights nothing you do works out. If you raise with premium cards they fold. If you raise with marginal hands they come over the top. If you call with a low or medium pair, nothing comes on the flop. Could they have a read on me?

I only made it to hour 2 because of a lucky river card. As blinds crept up, I couldn’t keep my stack going. The pattern of nothing working continued to hold up. I needed to make a move. The blinds were at 200-400 and I was down to 2200. Two players limp. I am next to the dealer. I push in 1400. I am confident everyone will fold. I haven’t bet for the last 30 minutes, it’s the right amount, I have a good position, it’s just the right time to push.

The dealer instantly goes all in. Should I call or not? Perhaps I forgot to mention the cards I am making this big move with. The cards are a King and a five. Unsuited. I’m sure he has premium cards, one of the top 4 hands. But calling my last 800 to get 5200 is pretty good pot odds. And if I fold, my remaining 800 is not enough to do anything. I call. He has K-A. Come on fives! The flop is A-A-10. Just to taunt me, the river was a 5.

Tonight: -$20
Running Total: $689

Tonight was supposed to be the warm-up game. Tomorrow I leave for 4 days in Las Vegas, including a poker tourney. It will probably be a $100 buy-in or so. Hopefully I’ll have good news to report from the road!