The Wizard of the Washroom

I recently realized that I can go to the bathroom at work without touching anything.

  • The toilet flushes without me touching it.
  • The water is dispensed without me touching it.
  • The soap is dispensed without me touching it.
  • The paper towels are dispense without me touching anything.

I understand why it’s there. Most people seem to like it. I hate all of it. I hate waving my hands in midair and I look like an ass trying to trigger the electric eye. I feel like Gandalf’s special-needs nephew.

It’s a royal pain if you are doing anything non-standard. Trying to wash my glasses is ridiculous. Grabbing a few paper towels to clean up a spill can’t be done anymore. Maybe you want to see what your.. uh… ‘solid waste’ looks like for some reason. (Hey, guys do it sometimes.) Suppose you want to wash your forearms, you have to be a circus contortionist to trigger the water flow and slide your arms around in the bowl before the stream turns off.

Behold how I summon tepid waters!!
Behold how I summon tepid waters!!

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