LinkedIn Abuse

I just removed my first connection from LinkedIn.

LinkedIn is not Facebook. I do not need to be informed when you are traveling to Puerto Rico, Augusta, or the bathroom. I don’t need to know about the endless societies you are joining. It’s for professional and career updates. You haven’t had one of those this year but you told everyone you were traveling to Vermont. You’re out!

Family Fame

I opened up the New York Times today and my sister in law was there!

She’s the redhead in the second row, right next to the main person. (She’s also in the image two other times, see if you can find her.)

Links o’ Interest

Why men shouldn’t write advice columns

This dubbing made me giggle.

Incredible one-shot lip dub with a whole high school. And it’s filmed backwards!

Tower explosion conspiracy

Condescending

If I had one hour to live…

The Iron Man 2 trailer is out

The D.E.N.N.I.S. system really works

Guitar hero for Christmas – great idea.

Asshole

Religion 101 final

The Morgan Freeman chain of command

Tape measure man!

Council of the Gods

Fight club

Greatest slap ever

The worst cover version ever.

That’s sad.

2009’s best celebrity candid photos

The psychology of menus

Round like a shot

Great best man prank, a twitter feed every time the newlyweds go at it.

House in action

How to use a cel phone

Time to grow up

Man appeals traffic ticket to Supreme Court, and wins

The human cost of unemployment, a photo story.

Checkbox raindrops

Fractal wrongness

Wall of knowledge

Neato video

NBA player ties shoes during a live play, holding the ball. Not one Bull tries to steal the ball.

A mathematically correct breakfast of linked bagel halves. I can’t wait to try this.

Racetrack stoopers

Getting Older

The first night of Hannukah I got a tie. The second night I got a nice shirt. The third night I got matching pants. What do I think of getting clothes for presents?

“Allright! Just what I wanted! Thanks hon!”

Links o’ Interest

Darth Vader’s diary

The Muppets cover Bohemian Rhapsody

Deadlock

The dangers of a local Twitter feed

Man marries a videogame

Unrelated captions

The earth with rings. The cool part starts at 1:00

Spinal Tap and Engineers

Shark with people teeth

Do Re Mi

Gay-bashing woman humiliated for hideous skirt

Um, that’s not what really happened

Those are some strong magnets

Maybe putting social tagging on out customer support site wasn’t such a good idea

Pray for our troops

Minimum wage machine

Dinosaur t-shirts. My favorite one.

One queen, 11 presidents

Paintless Coke cans

PhoneBooks made me smile

Goodnight Keith Moon

The Office is over

My dad is.. Charles Manson?

A good argument against cloning

Spam defense

Swimming basketball player

Emo superheros

Devin Hesters ass

Bill Gates
takes a support call

Neil Young with a groundbreaking classic

The space shuttle at the exact second it breaks the sound barrier