Gourmet Food

(I’m stealing this story from my boss about his young daughter.)

“Hey sweetie, we’re going on a special father-daughter trip. We’re driving out to a fancy gourmet doughnut place.”
“What does that mean?”
“What does which part mean?”
“Gourmet – what does that mean?”
“Well, gourmet means… gourmet is like the word ‘fancy’, but just for food.”
“Oh. Okay!”

His wife came down as they were getting in the car.
“Where are you two going?”
“To get more gay doughnuts!”

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