Links o’ Interest

Too much awesome in this 2011 compilation

Warren Buffett explains gold investing. As always, incredibly clear and insightful.

I need a girl

The end of MacGyver

How greeting cards get written (interview)

How casinos distract you

Bieber

Mary and Joseph

70s rock stars with their parents

Tom Brady fail made me giggle

Kissing Hanks Ass. Still a classic.

Michael Jordan career highlights

This girl is bringing the crazy

Swede survives for two months in his snowed-in car

This is how statistics should be taught

License plate on a hearse

Slinky on a treadmill

A neat cover of Everlong, one of my favorite songs evah.

Reaction shot to Luke, I am your Father

Teaching grammar

Kevin Garnett is even better than you think.

This is a very good article on how analytics are used in the NBA. Fans of Moneyball will especially enjoy it.

An economist named David Berri, citing a stat he created called Wins Produced, which boils down a player’s positive and negative contributions into one number, went so far as to argue that KG was the NBA’s best player in every season from 2002-03 to 2005-06.

I’m looking forward to the rest of the ESPN analytics issue.

False Advertising at Caear’s Palace

I’m a simple man. I like to use soap. Not hand lotion or body lotion or whatever trendy people call the stuff, I just want ordinary soap. So I was confused by Caesar’s Palace. They had both a skincare bar and a cleansing bar.

soap1

Which one was the soap? Come to think of it, what’s the difference between a skincare bar and a cleansing bar? I turned them over to see if there were any clues.

soap2

They’re the same thing! The list of ingredients is the exact same thing for both! How wonderful! Caesar’s Palace, handed packaging the exact same thing with two different product names. Hey, Caesar. How about you quit messing around and just put out a bar of soap? And maybe some shaving cream while you’re at it.

Links o’ Interest

My only Superbowl commentary: Madonna on the shoulders of a bald man

Cartman

We hate math!

The Beatles: ready to make history

Monopoly is an old game

The page turner. I never get tired of these Rube Goldberg devices.

Work it: The review. The show was cancelled shortly after.

Death Star Assault. I giggled the whole time.

Betteridge’s Law of Headlines: Any headline which ends in a question mark can be answered by the word ‘no’.

Geeks vs. Non-Geeks. Very true.

Incredible bike “accident” in Brazil. Commentary.

5 top deathbed regrets. Powerful.

Wait until you see it

Makers of Xbox threaten mass suicide over working conditions.

Weightless cats!

A great review of Never say Never

At AI research headquarters…

Dog sledding

The power of coincidence

Can’t wait for this movie.

If you’ve ever sold anything on Craigslist you can sympathize.

Old Man

O no, I really just did that

Telling your son the worst swear word

Fantastic prank on someone who gave out their phone number

How to live longer

The Muppets defend themselves from Fox News

Letter to solider

Jack is funny

How to report the news

Super Bowl Bets

I love being in Las Vegas! Lots of action riding tonight. Here are the bets I have riding on today’s game.

  • Pats to win (straight up moneyline)
  • Pats to have five or less penalties
  • The under (54 points)
  • Eli will pass for less than 303 yards
  • More second half points than first half points. I like this one.
  • The last score will not be a touchdown

The best bets are the crazy ones!

  • Ben Jarvis Green Ellis will have more rushing yards than LeBron James has points+rebounds+steals. I think I took the wrong side of this one.
  • Victor Cruz and Aaron Hernandez will have more total passing yards than points scored in the Duke Miami game. Love it!

Mrs. Muttrox is also betting the Pats win by 8 or more and that the Pats score first. I have several squares in a $10 game, and we are introducing the kids to it tonight with a ten-cent version. This is wasted money for me, as I am a statistical freak in squares, having never one a dime despite buying 10-15% of squares in ~20 different games.

What’s that? What is Muttrox’s prediction. I refuse to make one!