Muttrox Goes to England: Old People

This was meant to be a warning the elderly might be moving slowly across the street. But maybe it’s a warning to look out for aged pickpockets?

There is nothing more English than the obsessive puttering around the garden. Our next door neighbor was usually out all morning futzing with her roses. One night we returned to our flat late and heard clipping. I stopped.

Me: Are you clipping her hedges at night?

Her: I am.

Me: How can you see what you was doing?

Her: I can’t, but it is the only time cool enough to get the work done!

I found that immensely funny. Who does yardwork in the dark?

These crazy Brits and their gardens. It is all the weirder because most of the gardens are terrible. Most of them are ugly, poorly laid out, and have no color. These Britons are crazy!

Muttrox Goes to England: The Loo (bathroom)

I found random notes from our family trip in 2014. At the time I thought they were blog-worthy, let’s find out. Our first installment is about bathrooms!

This bathroom reeks of class. Easily the most sophisticated entrance I’ve seen. I loved the books all around it. Sadly, they were fake. It would have been even better if there were really books you could read while on the john. Something about this feels like Bruce Wayne’s library.

This is from the Wesley Chapels bathroom. This has been preserved in it’s original Victorian form. Not as bad as you might expect! And some interesting trivia about Thomas Crapper, clearly one of the most fitting names ever.

2023 Muttroxia Predictions

Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.

Old Danish saying (not Niels Bohr or Yogi Berra)

I have been inspired by Philip Tetlock and Matt Yglesias about the value of making public predictions. Predictions should include a degree of certainty. Predictions must be specific enough to be measurable (at the end of 2023, it must be clear if a prediction was correct or not). Because they are probabilistic, success is not any one prediction. Success is that if we look at just the predictions I gave an 80% probability score to, about 80% of them actually occurred. (It seems like 70% is my default.)

In that spirit, here are Muttroxia predictions for 2023:

  1. Biden officially announces his re-election campaign (90%)
  2. Donald Trump doesn’t spend any time in jail, house arrest etc. He lives the year free. (90%)
  3. Congress passes no significant legislation about immigration (90%)
  4. Muttroxia will not have any months with over ten posts after January. (80%).
  5. The NBA MVP will be Jokic or Giannis (80%) if the Celtics don’t win the championship. Luka, you don’t make your bad team any better and no one likes you. Hard to win an MVP that way. As good as Taytum is, if he doesn’t win the banner, all his stats will be discounted (“He just had a better team”).
  6. Donald Trump doesn’t have any final civil judgements found against him personally (that is, no fines or consequences) (70%)
  7. Inflation is below 4% by the end of 2023 (70%)
  8. Average Gas Price ends the year below $2.50. (70%)
  9. The Justice Department does not charge Donald Trump personally for anything related to Jan 6th. (70%)
  10. Celtics make it to the Eastern Conference finals (70%) (Yes, I’m keeping this low, there are a lot of good teams in the East. Things go wrong, winning is hard.)
  11. Electric car sales top 10% in the USA. (70%) They are currently at 6%, this would be almost a doubling of share in one year.
  12. UGA will repeat as college football champs. (Sorry Michigan, I gotta call ’em like I see ’em.) (60%)
  13. With abortion policy at the state level, there will be some further degradation, but generally there won’t be a massive rollback of abortion rights. (60%, but don’t know how to measure this.)
  14. DeSantis generally has more support than Donald Trump, and is “winning” the GOP campaign. (70%, not sure how I’ll measure). Nah, I’m gonna back off this one.
  15. Joe Biden is not impeached (The House does not formally approve and bring impeachment charges to the Senate.) (60%)
  16. By the end of 2023, I’ll forgot I made this post and need a reminder (80%).

Book Recommendations #5 (with SF/Fantasy)

American Nations: A History of the Eleven Rival Regional Cultures of North America, by Colin Woodward. Books like Hillbilly Elegy have had breathless reviewers salivating over how they explain Donald Trumps support. Poo on that. If you want to understand what is going on in the USA (and some of Mexico and Canada), read this. What groups settled what parts hundreds of years ago and how their culture acts in the ‘melting pot’ continues to play out to this day. America is composed of eleven “nations” that continually joust for power and influence. My mind was blown consistently every few pages.

For example, I am from “Yankeedom”, roughly described as “Founded by Puritans, residents in Northeastern states and the industrial Midwest tend to be more comfortable with government regulation. They value education and the common good more than other regions.” That’s me and my attitude towards government in a nutshell. I find it appalling and unfathomable that so many people are anti-government and willing to blow the whole thing up for relatively small partisan gains. But now I see it, most parts of the country are not from a culture that believes in the power of good government they way mine does. So read the book and learn more about our country. You’ll see why Donald Trump may be from New York, but is clearly of Appalachian mindset.

11/22/63 (Steven King): This was recommended by the most prolific Muttroxia commenter. He was correct. There is not a lot of horror in this tome, but there is a lot of good writing about a man trying to figure how to block the Kennedy assasination. Mrs. Muttrox also read it and loved it. Mrs. Muttrox does not give her approval lightly!

East of Eden (John Steinbeck): If you want to read John Steinbeck, you should start with The Grapes of Wrath. As Mrs. Muttrox says, if you aren’t moved by this book, you are dead inside. And East of Eden is also quite good!

Little Book of Common Sense Investing: The Only Way to Guarantee Your Fair Share of Stock Market Returns (Jon Bogle): Jon Bogle is the founder of Vanguard. This is a short book, a quick read in plain spoken language about the benefits of long term investing, mutual funds, and index funds. If you like to play the market you should this book so you’ll be convinced to stop. The most powerful part of the book is the intro to each chapter. In each one, he asks a titan of finance (Warren Buffet, Peter Lynch, Paul Samuelson, Burton Malkiel etc.) about how they invest their own personal money. Not that money that has been entrusted to them to invest, but their own money. They all believe the same thing, read the book to find out.

Because Internet (Gretchen McCulloch): What happens when a linguist turns her eye on the internet? A fascinating exploration and history of how we communicate online. As a parent who grew up at the same time as many of these communication quirks, it was amazing to put it in a larger context. I found it very helpful to communicate with my own children (who have the arrogance to argue with me about the meaning of “trolling” or “lol”). It was worth the read to understand the difference between “Okay.” “okay”, “k”, and “kk”. Yes, there are differences to the new generation!

Prince of Thieves (Chuck Hogan): Look, if you don’t read much, you can skip this. Ben Affleck made a movie out of it, The Town. He stayed pretty close to the source material. That’s a good thing, the book is wonderful! By the way, fans of the movie will enjoy this oral history.

SF/Fantasy:

  • Ted Chiang: His two short story collections are so wonderful and so diverse in their thinking I don’t know how to describe them. The movie Arrival is an adaption of one of the stories. Just go read them. Then leave a comment agreeing!
  • Broken Earth Trilogy (NK Jemisin): Every once in a while you stumble on an author who just gets it. They get how to construct a story in a world and being you along for the ride. Anything by Jemisin is good, the Inheritance Trilogy stands out as well. The Broken Earth trilogy won three of her four Hugos in three successive years, which has never been done before or after. I especially want to recommend her after I un-recommended many other female SF writers.
  • Blindsight (Peter Watts): Everything good science fiction should be. This is hard science. Watts takes a lot of current science about conciousness and perception and turns it into a story like none other. Mind breaker. Massive amounts of accepted current science taken to a logical extreme you didn’t see coming.
  • Red Rising (Pierce Brown): I did not think this would be good. It looks like a Hunger Games ripoff. It shares many themes with Hunger Games (young man growing up in dystopian world, competes for power in games that impact the real society), but it’s done a much more adult level. A rollicking adventure tale.
  • Children of Time (Adrian Tchaikovsky): Among other things, this is an exploration about how intelligence works in non-human species. To what degree is the prison of our bodies and perceptions what drives how we see the world? How is evolution of our physical bodies related to our view of the world and cognition? This is embedded in a psychological thriller thrown onto a ‘last chance of humanity’ colonization effort. I am halfway through the sequel right now.
  • Neal Stephenson: Some day I’ll do a whole post just about his work. He is my favorite author. Snow Crash is where most people start. His best work is Cryptonomicon, the Baroque Cycle, and SevenEves.

(Sorry if there are any duplicates from past recommendations. It’s hard to keep track of these posts.)

Terribly Overrated Terrible Songs

(Rules: Song must be in frequent radio rotation, or were in frequent rotation for a long time. Hating random deep cuts doesn’t count.)

Freefallin’ (Tom Petty): She’s a good girl, crazy about Elvis. Good lyric. But it all goes downhill from there. Over-processed guitars, stupid chorus and stupid lyrics. When I found out it was written by Jeff Lynne (whose high point was Don’t Bring me Down – Bruce!) I was not surprised.

Man on the Moon (R.E.M.): It’s not just Shiny Happy People (which Stipe correctly hates). Everything R.E.M. did after Out of Time ranged between mediocre and crap. What’s the Frequency Kenneth and Night Swimming are just awful.

And you are not a cowboy Mr. Stipe. You are about as far as is humanly possible from being a cowboy.

Glory Days (Bruce Springsteen): Those insipid keyboards, the nothing chorus… what’s to like? The video didn’t help. I dislike baseball and don’t particularly need to see Bruce’s ass in bluejeans. (Are there good baseball songs? Centerfield is junk as well. Best baseball song I can think of is Paradise by the Dashboard Lights, and that’s a stretch.)

Walk of Life (Dire Straits): More stupid keyboards, more nothing lyrics and groove.

White Room (Cream): Cream is a vastly overrated band. Once you get past Sunshine of Your Love (written for Jimi Hendrix), there’s not much there. If I agree that all three musicians are very good at their instruments will you please just turn it off.

Wrapped Around Your Finger (The Police): Although I admire the lyrics (which use “scylla and charybidis”, “Mephistopheles”, and “alabaster” successfully), it’s still a terrible song. And who convinced him to do this awful dancing? You should listen to Synchronicity I instead, that thing rocks. And, by the way, casually uses “Spiritus mundi” as a lyric.

Why were the Trump tax returns released to the public?

If I win the election I will gladly show my tax returns.

Donald Trump, 2016

Should Trump have released his tax returns as every other presidential candidate did? I think so, but there’s no law. He was within his rights to say no.

Should the House (Ways and Means Committee) have demanded and fought for those records? Yes. There was legitimate reason.

Should he have fought the House trying to get these returns. Legally, no. Tactically, yes, since of course they don’t paint a great picture.

Should the House have publicized the lack of mandated tax audits for Trump? Yes. There’s clearly something corrupt going on here, and that should get attention.

Should the House have released summaries of notable information found? Yes. Information like this deserves to be publicized.

Should the House release aspects of the taxes that are likely criminal, and forward these to law enforcement as appropriate? Yes.

Should the House have released the full tax returns? I’m less sure. What is the vital public interest here that overrides the right of a private citizen to hold on to their private information. Why does running for office mean that your financial life has to be made public? As noted above, there is no law about what candidates must release, only tradition.

I’m pretty sure I’m wrong about this, but not seeing it!

What is wrong with The Celtics?

Last year, the Celtics had the greatest in-season turnaround ever, that lead to an NBA finals outing. They worked over the summer. And for the first 25ish games of this season, the Celtics have been unstoppable.

They have lost their last three. Not understandable losses to strong teams, but repeatedly to teams they should have beaten easily. At home. Before that they managed to eke out an overtime win over the Lakers after two more bad losses. They’ve lost 5.5 of the last 6.

They have looked awful. Suddenly there is no passing, the defense is disjointed, open shots don’t go in the hoop, nothing looks right.

What the heck is going on?

My Latest Favorite Song #27: Beck – Nobody’s Fault But My Own

It’s dreamy. It uses strings with Indian sounds that make me think of George Harrison. I could swear he preformed this on SNL but I can’t find the video.

The story behind the song? Beck said, “Well I went down to my basement. It was raining outside, and I wrote it.” Thanks Wikipedia, we’re all smarter now!

Give it a play, maybe in a dark room, and sink into it.

Corporations and Political Donations

Political donations from corporations either are, or aren’t, effective.

If they don’t work, they should be banned by shareholders. You shouldn’t spend shareholder money for no gain.

If they do work, they should be banned by society.

As political donations undoubtedly work, political donations from corporations should be banned.

Despite nutty Supreme Court rulings, money isn’t speech, and political contributions aren’t speech.

Despite nutty Supreme Court rulings, corporations aren’t people. They are legal entities, and they have whatever rights and restrictions we give them as a condition of their existence. Political contribtuions is a right we shouldn’t give them.

Un-Actionable Analytics: Georgia Roadway Fatalities

How very unhelpful

These signs are terrible. What would you, as a driver, do differently if the number was 10,000? 2,000? 600? 50? Nothing! There is no context. There is no sense if this number is too high or too low. Georgians will drive 133 billion miles in 2022. Is one death per 112 million miles a lot? It doesn’t seem like much. It seems like the roads are ridiculously safe.

Numbers without context are easily misunderstood. “C’mon, if we all work at it we can beat last year.”

Update: This sums up the stupidity of it perfectly.