Comments on: Paper or Plastic http://www.muttrox.com/index.php/2005/08/paper-or-plastic/ Critical Thinking Mon, 06 Feb 2012 20:55:25 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: Matt http://www.muttrox.com/index.php/2005/08/paper-or-plastic/comment-page-1/#comment-203991 Matt Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:19:59 +0000 http://www.muttrox.com/2005/08/01/paper-or-plastic/#comment-203991 Just have to say...that dragon is freaky. lol Just have to say…that dragon is freaky. lol

]]> By: Muttrox http://www.muttrox.com/index.php/2005/08/paper-or-plastic/comment-page-1/#comment-486 Muttrox Sat, 13 Aug 2005 01:23:06 +0000 http://www.muttrox.com/2005/08/01/paper-or-plastic/#comment-486 El Brilliante! El Brilliante!

]]> By: Michael Weinmayr http://www.muttrox.com/index.php/2005/08/paper-or-plastic/comment-page-1/#comment-484 Michael Weinmayr Mon, 08 Aug 2005 16:06:56 +0000 http://www.muttrox.com/2005/08/01/paper-or-plastic/#comment-484 I got a bunch of bananas and a bottle of bleach Five cans of cat food, a chicken, and a peach I had enough trouble picking out all this food I can't stand decisions, I think it's so rude That you ask me if I want Plastic or Paper I don't know...just a bag! PLASTIC Oh, plastic sounds OK, just put in a bag and let me go home PAPER Or, well, maybe paper's better...I don't know how to make a decision about this... Well, then the clerk, he says to me: "Mr. Consumer, please pause to reflect The choice that you make can have a global effect On lumberjacks and turtles, politicians and fish Would you like a paper bag, is that your wish? On the other hand I offer a bag that won't leak And besides, it's got handles!" PLASTIC Well, OK, give me a plastic bag, make it a plastic one PAPER OOOOh, no, maybe I'll have...Maybe... Maybe a Paper Bag! Yeah, it's such a big decision, I've got a bunch of a bananas and a bottle of bleach, and what am I gonna put it in...? PLASTIC OR PAPER PLASTIC OR PAPER "Plastic or Paper" by The Bobs. Loses a bit in just reading it, you have to hear Gunner singing it to get the frantic desperation. I got a bunch of bananas and a bottle of bleach
Five cans of cat food, a chicken, and a peach
I had enough trouble picking out all this food
I can’t stand decisions, I think it’s so rude
That you ask me if I want Plastic or Paper

I don’t know…just a bag!
PLASTIC
Oh, plastic sounds OK, just put in a bag
and let me go home
PAPER
Or, well, maybe paper’s better…I don’t know how
to make a decision about this…

Well, then the clerk, he says to me:
“Mr. Consumer, please pause to reflect
The choice that you make can have a global effect
On lumberjacks and turtles, politicians and fish
Would you like a paper bag, is that your wish?
On the other hand I offer a bag that won’t leak
And besides, it’s got handles!”

PLASTIC
Well, OK, give me a plastic bag,
make it a plastic one
PAPER
OOOOh, no, maybe I’ll have…Maybe…
Maybe a Paper Bag!
Yeah, it’s such a big decision, I’ve got a bunch of a bananas
and a bottle of bleach,
and what am I gonna put it in…?
PLASTIC OR PAPER
PLASTIC OR PAPER

“Plastic or Paper” by The Bobs. Loses a bit in just reading it, you have to hear Gunner singing it to get the frantic desperation.

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