Suddenly, I’m excited about sports again. This is the worst part of the year for me. No football. No basketball. Only baseball, a borderline sport at best.
But what’s this? The dynastical Patriots loading up on talent? Clearly strong contenders for the Super Bowl, o yez.
And what’s this? The Celtics suddenly have Paul Pierce, Ray Allen, and Kevin Garnett — let me repeat that Kevin Garnett!? Suddenly contenders to win it all.
Oh, I can’t wait for real sports to begin again!