Eliot Spitzer

Wow, sure didn’t see that coming! It’s a shame, he was about the only one out there taking on white collar crime. Sure, he was a smug arrogant bastard, but he was our smug arrogant bastard.

The strangest part of his downfall is the prices he was paying. Up to $5,000 an hour. In my wildest, most depraved dreams, I can’t figure out what I could do that would cost that much.