Muttroxia

CSI: I Feel the Same Way

Yesterday I saw someone wearing this shirt:

Rules of T-Shirts:
1. References to popular TV shows are uncool. The more people like it, the lamer it is.
2. TV shows referenced should be cool shows. The Simpsons, Arrested Development, etc. CSI does not fit this category. Ironic references are fine, Airhawk, Dallas, Happy Days, etc. It won’t be long until CSI is in this category. You are not being prescient to get the shirt now, you are being weak.
3. New meanings for standard acronyms are not funny. They are lame.
4. Comments about other people’s intelligence are risky. No one can stand idiots. You are not special in this regard. However, just because you associate with idiots does not mean you are not one. In fact, it increases the odds that you are also an idiot. You would be better off advertising how much you enjoy hanging out with smart people.
5. Paying $27 for an uncool t-shirt is the final evidence proving that you are the idiot.