I was folding laundry for the kids. Because it was slowing me down so much I noticed that most of the shirts were inside out. Why is that? Is there any reason they should all be inside out? What are the odds of this happening randomly. Time to run some numbers.
33 shirts
24 or them inside out.
Probability of that (or worse happening)?
Two-tenths of one percent.
Conclusion: My kids hate me.